1 follower = egg
10-40 followers = hatchling
50-99 followers = baby dragon
100-349 followers = dragon
350-500 followers = still a dragon
501-799 followers = mega dragon
800- 4,999 followers = super hella dragon
5000+ followers = UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
These are the legit numbers.
Apparently I’m the unholy offspring of lightning and death 😄
I’m still a dragon. but just 47 away from being a mega dragon
super hella dragon
Mega dragon. Kk
Mega Dragon
Dragon.
current aesthetic: cute english teacher who’s high key banging the history professor
current aesthetic: the history professor
current aesthetic: the history professor’s substitute who joins in on the action.
current aesthetic: the principal who really wants to get in on this sexyfest, but also doesn’t want this whole thing to blow up in his face.
aesthetic: the librarian who nearly exposes the whole affair before joining in.
aesthetic: The bookish guidance counselor who thinks you all need Jesus.
Aesthetic: the law student in his dorm across campus who can hear everything.
Every time I see this it has different characters I love this post
oh my god the reference
(Source: thebigbiwolf)

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????
i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana
explanation 1: i took plane photos with a holographic phone case. explanation 2: aliens
The other night she(Chris’s grandmother) saw my Jimmy Fallon appearance; and she got some words for me, and she goes…